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Who will win? Biden or Trump? Through the power of the seer stone, Josh Anderson has learned who will win the 2020 presidential election. According to the stone, Joe Biden will win. However, the stone cannot prevent free agency. Therefore, if a lot of Trump voters show up at the...

While the global pandemic is forcing us to stay in our homes with nothing to do but consume online content, it is more important than ever that the content we consume works as expected. Many of my followers have confided in me that they struggle with pornography websites. Nothing is more frustrating than buggy, unresponsive websites. And this frustration is further amplified when you desperately need to jerk off.

Just as Josh Anderson predicted, the US economy took a hit after April 10th's worldwide fast. The Dow Jones Industrial Average has dropped 701 points since the fast started. According to financial experts, the sudden drop in food consumption on April 10th caused household grocery inventories to spike, decreasing demand...

With the coronavirus pandemic dominating the news, it is easy to ignore other threats to our well-being. Sadly, I learned this lesson the hard way. While I focused my energy on protecting myself and my loved ones from Covid-19, my 85-year-old grandma was killed by a pride of lions.

As everyone knows, the #1 priority at Zelph Stone Publishing is the health and safety of our readers. That is why our leader, Josh Anderson, has issued the following statement: To our customers, We at [insert company name] have always prioritized the safety of our customers, and in these uncertain...

A curious document was discovered in a back-alley dumpster behind a cheap motel yesterday.

As someone who believes everything Josh Anderson says without question, people tend to ask me questions about him. Perhaps the most frequently asked question is, "John, what are the fundamentals in following Josh Anderson?" After much thought, and after consulting with Josh Anderson on what to write, I have come up with a list of things. These things are called fundamentals.

Merry Christmas, everyone. As we all know, the Christmas season is about buying things for other people. Sometimes the things people want for Christmas are more expensive than we think. For example, my wife wants a mantel for the fireplace.

The Halloween season is upon us and I like to celebrate this time of year by taking time to ponder the true meaning of the holiday. Like most people, I enjoy participating in fun Halloween festivities, such as trick-or-treating, Halloween parties, and watching scary movies. But we should also take time to read The Book of Zelph and ponder its message.

It's that special time of year when the sports seasons briefly overlap. The staff at Zelph Stone Publishing recently got into a heated debate over which sport to watch today. If you could choose only one sport, which would it be?

In part 1 of my riveting story about forcing the scientist to admit he proved the Book of Zelph is true, I explained how I got the scientist to agree to meet with me. I will now reveal how this meeting was actually a trap to force the scientist to...

I have awesome news! The scientist fell into my trap and admitted (mentally if not verbally) that he analyzed the documents and they are true. In part one of this two-part series, I will cover the background of this latest development, and how I got the scientist to take the...

Thanks to all of the eagle-eyed followers who alerted me to the fact that Linda was mocking me. My followers are the smartest people in the world and I love you all. The bottom line is I am no longer able to reach the scientist. My phone calls and emails...

I called the office of the renowned scientist again. His secretary was in a very good mood while talking to me, even laughing at times. I learned her name is Linda, and I asked her when I can expect a call back from him. She told me not to worry...

Many of you have reached out to me for an update on the renowned scientist who said he would publish his scientific research that confirmed the Book of Zelph is true. I called his office for an update earlier today and talked to his secretary. She was very friendly. She...

One of the most frequent questions I get from fans of the Book of Zelph is if scientific evidence proves the book is true. I have always wanted to submit the book for scientific analysis, but we all know scientists cannot be trusted to tell the truth. I would only...

Great news, everyone. The Book of Zelph is now available in paperback just in time for the holidays. The truths contained within the pages of the Book of Zelph are more timely today than they've ever been. This new paperback edition is the perfect Christmas gift for a friend or...