The Fourteen Fundamentals in Following Josh Anderson

As someone who believes everything Josh Anderson says without question, people tend to ask me questions about him.

Perhaps the most frequently asked question is, “John, what are the fundamentals in following Josh Anderson?”

After much thought, and after consulting with Josh Anderson on what to write, I have come up with a list of things. I call these things fundamentals.

Here are the fourteen fundamentals in following Josh Anderson?

First: Josh Anderson puts the FUN in fundamentals.

If you choose to follow Josh Anderson, you will learn he is super fun to hang out with. Game night is a blast at his house, and he knows some really cool card tricks! He also loves to tell stories. He keeps us entertained for hours with his wild and crazy tales about the previous inhabitants of the American continent – what they wore, their mode of travel, their fighting skills, etc.

Second: Josh Anderson does not need to back up his claims with any kind of evidence.

If you choose to follow Josh Anderson, you cannot question what he says or ask for evidence to back up his claims. Questioning leads to doubts, and you cannot be a follower and a doubter at the same time. Doubt your doubts before you doubt Josh Anderson.

Third: The two groups who have the hardest time following Josh Anderson are Travis’s friends and rich people.

Travis has opposed Josh Anderson’s work from the beginning and always talks shit about Josh to his friends.

Rich people refuse to give money to Josh Anderson because of pride.

Fourth: Josh Anderson can tell you what to do about anything, whether you ask for his advice or not.

I will never forget an event that occurred several months ago. I was trying to decide which shirt to wear and was torn between a blue t-shirt or a gray polo-shirt. Both shirts were in good condition, and I looked great in either one. I finally decided on the blue t-shirt. Josh walked in at that very moment and said I should wear the gray polo-shirt instead. How did he know I was struggling with that decision? How did he even get into my house?

Some may think deciding which shirt to wear is insignificant, but I chose to follow his counsel rather than trust my own judgment. Ignoring Josh’s orders on meaningless crap can lead you to think you can ignore him when making important, life-altering decisions.

Fifth: Josh Anderson is the president of Zelph Stone Publishing.

You might be surprised to see this listed as one of the fundamentals in following Josh Anderson.

Sixth: Follow Josh Anderson and be blessed, reject him and suffer.

There was this one time where some guy said to me, “I will agree with Josh Anderson if he says something that makes sense, but if he says some stupid bullshit, then I will not agree with him.” This is foolhardy. I told that asshole, “Listen, buddy, when you do that, you become your own independent thinker, arrogantly thinking you can decide for yourself what is right and what is wrong.” Some time after this conversation, this same guy crashed his bike, spraining his wrist.

I trust Josh Anderson completely, and my life is amazing. In contrast, look at Josh’s cousin Travis. Not only does he ignore Josh’s counsel, but he persecutes Josh almost every day by posting mean things on Facebook, and he never invites Josh to do things. As a result, Travis is poor and his wife cheats on him with Josh, according to Josh. Travis’s wife denies it, as does Josh’s girlfriend Becky, but Josh testifies it is true, and I choose to believe him. This is another example of me following Josh in everything.

In conclusion, if you want to be like Travis, choose to ignore these fundamentals. If you want to be like me, you must follow them exactly.

1. Josh Anderson puts the FUN in fundamentals.
2. Josh Anderson does not need to back up his claims with any kind of evidence.
3. The two groups who have the hardest time following Josh Anderson are Travis’s friends and rich people.
4. Josh Anderson can tell you what to do about anything, whether you ask for his advice or not.
5. Josh Anderson is the president of Zelph Stone Publishing.
6. Follow Josh Anderson and be blessed, reject him and suffer.

I testify that these fourteen fundamentals are true, and your life will be much better if you follow them.